My boyfriend is stingy!!!

My boyfriend is very stingy, he doesn't give me money and he says he loves me. He only takes me out to buy drinks but he has never for once given me money. The only thing he knows is to ask for sex. I am tired. It is as if he is using me, I wonder what he does what his salary sef. there was even a time I went to his house with scattered hair, instead of him to give me money to fix my hair and look beautiful for him, he was asking of sex as if am an hotel. Please, I need your advice.

Hian. This one fear me oh!!!! oya, advice!!!

Joke of the day!!!

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

 Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

 "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

 "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."

 "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

 The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."

 "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

 Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.

 "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

 "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to wash my mouth with that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."

He doesn't want me!!!

I am a girl of 24 years old am into a relationship wit a guy, I love this guy so much, I respect him and give him all the attention he needs. Although he told me that he loves me so much, but he said he is not yet ready for a serious relationship until he is through wit his master's degree, and I agreed to wait. Now he is through and I asked him what his plans are now, towards our relationship. He then said that he want us to stop seeing each other. I asked why, and he said that he wants to become a born again, and that is why we can't date. Now my question is, am I a devil that will hinder his salvation? or is there someone else in his life? Please, u people should advice me on what to do, because I really love this guy. 

I dunno why, but, there's something funny about this story, and I was laughing when I got to the end of it. babe, you've really got a good sense of humour!!! Well, lets advice her.

#WORD

A girl who laughs at your dry joke during the first date doesn't have transport money.

Lwkmd. Hian. Okay oh.

#WORD

Difference between a GIRL and a WOMAN.........

A girl knows how to demand.
A woman knows how to contribute.

Girls complain too often.
A woman will observe for a while, and then call her man's attention to the matter arising.

Girls can spend 5k on ice cream;
A woman can manage 5k to cook for a week.

A girl will want to keep up with trends.
A woman will want to consider her man's progress....

A girl will never ask how he manages.
Caring after him is a woman's priority.

More after the cut

Photo of the day!!!!!

#GROSS!!!!!

Question of the day!!!

Ladies, will you have sex with your fiance after paying your dowry since he cant wait till the wedding night????

Naija girls ehnnnnn,,,,,,,kai!!!!

I was chatting with a friend of mine, and, the above is a part of the chat. I actually meant phone number at first.....but see as the Warri babe eye shine wen i mention account number????? Lwkmd. Wetin we no go see for this Naija?

Good morning Stimulucians!!!! ha ha ha ha ha

Good morning y'all. Hope u like the name I got for y'all. 

@ the pics, Yeah, that's my situation right now. I'm going gaga mehn. Got exams in December, and its those kinda exams, where u cant afford to fail. I'm sooo reading my freaken ass off!!! So, if I'm MIA for a while, don't miss me too much, alrite????? Thanks. Tk kia, Love you too.

Photo of the day!!!

Hian. I wonder too oh!!!!! Lmao.

#WORD

Boys ask for pictures with no clothes....................
Men ask for pictures with no make up..................

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!!

Two women meet in the afterlife............ Following is the conversation they had.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive

Question of the day!!!!!

Y'all ladies that have experienced both, this is for you. Circumcised or uncircumcised penis does it really matter to you ladies???? Lets talk

Love, sex, and money.......Lets argue this out.

Okay. lets go there. very interesting.

It has been established that men can tell a woman what she wants to hear, buy her gifts, spend lavishly on her, do almost anything just to eat her pussy and quench their lustful desires. It has also been established that women can tell a man anything he would love to hear, call him pets names, proclaim love every minute to the man just to extort money from the man's pocket and bank account. The women will always comment on this page saying things like "must there be sex in a relationship?", 'Is sex love'. Where as you will see the men saying things like 'money is not love', 'boyfriend is not an ATM machine' etc. I agree with both parties because everyone wants to protect his/her interest. No one wants to be used like a tissue paper. Now my question is; When a man is in a relationship and decides to respect the woman's policy of no sex (Where obviously she is not a virgin) and concentrate on the friendship part of the relationship thereby proving to her that sex is not love, is it not fair that the woman should be sensible enough not to demand for money from the man so as to prove to him that money is not love? 

This is for argument purpose and for the matured minds. ha ha ha 

#WORD

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.  ~ Henry Winkler

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device ... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I’ll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."

Best way to end sexual intercourse in a relationship

I want suggestions on the best way to end sexual intercourse in a relationship, of which 'that' used to happen; suppose break up is not an option.

Now, its hard, unless the partner is very very understanding, because no reason will seem reasonable enough, as long as the sex has always be there. 

My parents rejected my choice and want me to marry a girl of their choice!!

Hi. I am a guy of 26 yrs, based in Ghana. I have a girl of 21 yrs. We 've been datin for 2 yrs now. I truly love dis girl and she also loves me very much, she can't do anythin without me. The problem is, my parents are forcin me 2 marry when I introduced this girl to my parents, they ingnored her because I am Nigeria and the girl is ghanian. As time went on, my mother went to Nigeria to find a lady for me to marry. The girl accepted for to marry me without even seinge me. Now they brought her to me last week. The lady is more beautiful than the ghanian girl, but I don't hav any feelings for her like I do for the ghana girl. Please advice me, I don't want to disobey my parents, and I don't want to loose my first lover too. What should I do

Describe your ex in 1 word

Good morning fellas. Lets have some fun with this. Just, describe your ex in 1 word.

For mine, I'll say...........FISH.............yeah, and I have my reasons, but I'm not telling.......cos the rule says one word. ha ha ha ha ha

Virginity for sale. What do y'all think????

What do y'all think about that 20yr old Brazilian woman selling her virginity for $780,000?