#WORD

Cheating doesn't mean you have to kiss, meet or have sex with a third party. Once you find yourself deleting texts and e-mails so your partner won't see them, you are already there.

#WORD

Another joke for today..........

An 80 year old man who got married to a 22 year old female went to meet his doctor.

Man : My wife is pregnant. See, i can do it even at this age!

Doctor : Let me tell you a story.

There was a hunter who lived in the village. He was an old man. Once while he was preparing to go to the forest he accidentally took his umbrella thinking that to be his gun. In the forest he saw a bear. The bear was about to pounce on him. He panicked and opened the umbrella mistaking it for his gun. He heard a sound and the bear dropped dead before him !!!

Man : Impossible! Somebody else must have shot the bear...

Doctor : Exactly !!!

Dear readers..............

I found out my wife of 11 years cheated on me with some guy. This was last year June. She confessed to me after I confronted her with the facts. I decided to forgive her and stay married to her because I have cheated on her in the past too and I didn't want to destroy our family because we have four small children together. The thing now is; I don't love her anymore. I can't stand her and can't even bare to touch her. When she talks to me I get so angry I feel like stabbing her in the eye but I've never laid hands on her. I don't talk to her much except when we want to talk about the kids. We live in the same house but as strangers. She's really tried to make it up but it's not working. I actually hate it when she's around me, and haven't touched her since I found out about the cheating

I thought my anger and disgust at her would fade with time but it's been 9 months and I still feel this way. Will this anger ever go away or should I just end things with her?

Me: I've been in your shoes before, and I swear, it doesn't feel good. U are married to her and divorce isn't an option. For me, give her another chance. Stick with her through all this. Hope she gives u reasons to trust her, that it wont repeat itself again. If u can, stay away from her a little. Make yourself miss her a lot, den come back to her. It'll really help. And, please, don't bring up the issue, dont make her feel the guilt all the time. Well, lets hear what others have to say.

For the Ladies....Tips to be happy with your man. How true?

 

This is specially for wives and intending wives; as it may save you the risk of having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite, some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

Lol. how true??? comment on what u think, which is true, which is not, but first see the rest after the cut.

12 Reasons why women dont like dating nice guys...

 Women say they want a nice guy, yet usually end up dating bad boys. Here’s why.

 1. Not real. Nice guys are too nice. No one can always be that nice unless they’re a saint. They are busy being nice instead of being real and women instinctually don’t trust that. Bad boys “keep it real.” Nice guys don’t want to upset the apple cart.

Joke of the day!!!

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her

BOY: Can I kiss you?

GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.

BOY: Please.

GIRL: No.

BOY: You were too sweet in bed today.

GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds.

BOY: Let me kiss u good night.

GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.

This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"

Say ''welcome'' to papa. Lmao.

Yeah, I know I've been away for a pretty long time, and I'm soo soo sorry for that. Well, I don't wanna start giving excuses, but, sadly, I still wanna say I'll still be away for a while. I have office duties on my mind, exams, and my project. Soo many big things for this my small head. lol. did I say small head??? People say I have a big head. well, it doesnt matter, abi??? Scientists have proven that people with big head have smaller brains but they think the quickest and are the most intelligent. 

Nna mehn, see deviation from issue naa. From why I was away to the size of my head. I seem like a parrot, rite??? Lmao. Well, funny enough, I'm not. I'm pretty quiet and reserved in real life. Maybe thats why I use this medium to say all the rubbish I wanna. lol.

Ehmmmmm............its going to be an intense next two months for me. Will be writing my exams.....and, Imagine, I decided to register 3 papers this diet. My head don blow naa ni!!! Only God can help me. I really really do hope to pass, and I'm working towards it!!!  Just that......mehn, ee no easy. I had to do away with my Blackberry...........part of the sacrifices I gotta make. Hoping to get another on the day I write my last paper in June...and its gonna be a Blackberry z10..............#BIGBOY things. Lmao. BB z10 ke? I pray oh!!!

I'll try not to be taking long breaks like this anymore, I'll try to be coming around, to post once a while,  atleast make we dey progress small small. lol. 

You'll ask, why that picture??? lol. #Whocares???? na my blog, and I decide to put am. if u no like am, close ur eye. lol. Btw, I dont have a boo, so, I'll say......................THUNDER FIRE THAT MAN THATS BOOING MY FUTURE BOO RITE NOW!!! 

Lmao.  see u'all later jare.

Joke of the day!!!

The night before the election, Mitt Romeny was very confident & told his Wife Ann "this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they head to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."so how does this work?? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed to go over there??"

Happy New Year 2013

Though its coming late, I just wanna say a big Happy New Year peeps!!!! I hope this year is greater than last year for us all!!! Wish you all the best!!! Love u too!!!
It seams my wishes are always coming late, rite??? I'm soo sori for this, but I'm grateful that its not only for wishes I come late, I'm happy that I don't cum early!!! *wink* for y'all that understands!!! Later y'all!!1

Merry Christmas!!!

Sorry this is coming late, but u know, its when I'm at work that i can blog, and we were given a little Christmas break. Merry Christmas in arrears!!! How did u spend your Christmas????

Also, I'm soo sorry for not being regular this period. u know its towards the year and, and we Accountants have to do a lot of balancing and all that shit to do this period. Did I just call it ''shit''??? lol. No oh!!! its not ''shit'' before my oga go see this post come sack me. Lol. Anyways, I miss u guys. I mean, I miss blogging. For introverts like me, this is a nice medium for me to pour out my heart. Mehn, catch y'all later. Love u too!!!

Christmas gift for y'all!!!

I wanna surprise y'all.

Christmas shopping done.

I got everyone, every damn reader of this blog a gift.

#WORD

I don't have an EX. If its OVER, then it NEVER HAPPENED.

#WORD

Question of the day!!!

Can u invite your EX to your wedding?

Joke of the day

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

- Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Why some guys dump ladies after a short relationship.

Well! Well! Well! The question that haunts the minds of almost all the women and many of the men, is indeed thought-provoking. What are the reasons for a man dumping a woman, (and sometimes women doing the same with men)? When I asked this question to a white South African, she replied, "Men dump women because men are men and women are women".

Oh God! This intriguing and quite amusing answer really left no doubts in my mind about various unusual aspects behind this riddle. Let us discuss some of the basic causes for this Dumping act:

Question of the day!!!!!

Is there anything wrong if you borrow your boyfriend money to come pay your bride price ??

#WORD

She'll cry, and get over it, she'll hate you, and then love you again, but one day she'll leave... and she wont come back.

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!

WHO IS SMARTER?

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,"I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!"She said,"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."She responded to my puzzled look by saying,"Can't you just love me for who I am and not wat I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

Im back!!! Who missed me?????

 

Im back peeps!!! Im back. I told y'all I'll be off for a while cos of exams, rite???? Well, Im finally back!!!  As for the exams........hmmmmm......well........na God hand ee dey oh!!! I wrote 3 papers. ope it turns out alrite.

Also, my B'day was last friday. You can imagine, that was the day MTN decided to shut down network, that they want to upgrade. I couldnt recieve a single call, or text message. Also, everyone else travelled, leaving just me and my elder brother at home. the guy no kuku send me. dey suggest make we drink garri sleep, for dinner. Imagine. Lol. Awful mehn. Well, the day finally turned out cool. a group of friends came around to my house around 8pm, they surprised me. First, the joined us in eating the garri and suya, captioned us the "Garri drinkers club", then, wen I stepped in for a few minutes, i came out to see the whole house set. They brought everything that could make a nice birthday happen, and made my day. See groove mehn. Was soo cool!!!

Well, Im back Niggas and Nigresses, Fuckers amd Fuckees, Freaks and Fracks, Dudes and Duddets. see y'all tomorrow!!!  

Gilda Amata, Ruke Amata's wifes' Infidelity exposed!!!!

Curlled from Linda Ikeji's blog, and I took it exactly as I saw it. sad mehn. Very sad.

What you are about to read will shock you, disgust you and open your eyes to a lot of things going on in this country. Story written by Stella Dimoko Korkus for Encomium magazine. Unbelievable! Read it below...

The story that has unfolded in the home of actor, Ruke Amata and the famous Amata clan is the type found in the kind of movies you watch in Nollywood, unbelievable and shocking. Are you married and into runs and have information on your phone that might nail you? Please check your phone and delete before you read further as this could be you!

Pretty Gilda Amata has a can of worms that has been opened, given away by her blackberry phone. According to insiders, ‘Someone got hold of Gilda’s phone and downloaded the content of her black berry chat and the shocking contents were love/sex chats between her and a top politician whose wife she calls 'Aunty’, a serving Governor and several others. Gilda met the serving Governor through actress, Omoni Oboli and the rest is history’.