My boyfriend is stingy!!!

My boyfriend is very stingy, he doesn't give me money and he says he loves me. He only takes me out to buy drinks but he has never for once given me money. The only thing he knows is to ask for sex. I am tired. It is as if he is using me, I wonder what he does what his salary sef. there was even a time I went to his house with scattered hair, instead of him to give me money to fix my hair and look beautiful for him, he was asking of sex as if am an hotel. Please, I need your advice.

Hian. This one fear me oh!!!! oya, advice!!!

Joke of the day!!!

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

 Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

 "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

 "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."

 "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

 The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."

 "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."

 Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.

 "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

 "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to wash my mouth with that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."

He doesn't want me!!!

I am a girl of 24 years old am into a relationship wit a guy, I love this guy so much, I respect him and give him all the attention he needs. Although he told me that he loves me so much, but he said he is not yet ready for a serious relationship until he is through wit his master's degree, and I agreed to wait. Now he is through and I asked him what his plans are now, towards our relationship. He then said that he want us to stop seeing each other. I asked why, and he said that he wants to become a born again, and that is why we can't date. Now my question is, am I a devil that will hinder his salvation? or is there someone else in his life? Please, u people should advice me on what to do, because I really love this guy. 

I dunno why, but, there's something funny about this story, and I was laughing when I got to the end of it. babe, you've really got a good sense of humour!!! Well, lets advice her.

#WORD

A girl who laughs at your dry joke during the first date doesn't have transport money.

Lwkmd. Hian. Okay oh.

#WORD

Difference between a GIRL and a WOMAN.........

A girl knows how to demand.
A woman knows how to contribute.

Girls complain too often.
A woman will observe for a while, and then call her man's attention to the matter arising.

Girls can spend 5k on ice cream;
A woman can manage 5k to cook for a week.

A girl will want to keep up with trends.
A woman will want to consider her man's progress....

A girl will never ask how he manages.
Caring after him is a woman's priority.

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Photo of the day!!!!!

#GROSS!!!!!

Question of the day!!!

Ladies, will you have sex with your fiance after paying your dowry since he cant wait till the wedding night????

Naija girls ehnnnnn,,,,,,,kai!!!!

I was chatting with a friend of mine, and, the above is a part of the chat. I actually meant phone number at first.....but see as the Warri babe eye shine wen i mention account number????? Lwkmd. Wetin we no go see for this Naija?

Good morning Stimulucians!!!! ha ha ha ha ha

Good morning y'all. Hope u like the name I got for y'all. 

@ the pics, Yeah, that's my situation right now. I'm going gaga mehn. Got exams in December, and its those kinda exams, where u cant afford to fail. I'm sooo reading my freaken ass off!!! So, if I'm MIA for a while, don't miss me too much, alrite????? Thanks. Tk kia, Love you too.

Photo of the day!!!

Hian. I wonder too oh!!!!! Lmao.

#WORD

Boys ask for pictures with no clothes....................
Men ask for pictures with no make up..................

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!!

Two women meet in the afterlife............ Following is the conversation they had.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive

Question of the day!!!!!

Y'all ladies that have experienced both, this is for you. Circumcised or uncircumcised penis does it really matter to you ladies???? Lets talk

Love, sex, and money.......Lets argue this out.

Okay. lets go there. very interesting.

It has been established that men can tell a woman what she wants to hear, buy her gifts, spend lavishly on her, do almost anything just to eat her pussy and quench their lustful desires. It has also been established that women can tell a man anything he would love to hear, call him pets names, proclaim love every minute to the man just to extort money from the man's pocket and bank account. The women will always comment on this page saying things like "must there be sex in a relationship?", 'Is sex love'. Where as you will see the men saying things like 'money is not love', 'boyfriend is not an ATM machine' etc. I agree with both parties because everyone wants to protect his/her interest. No one wants to be used like a tissue paper. Now my question is; When a man is in a relationship and decides to respect the woman's policy of no sex (Where obviously she is not a virgin) and concentrate on the friendship part of the relationship thereby proving to her that sex is not love, is it not fair that the woman should be sensible enough not to demand for money from the man so as to prove to him that money is not love? 

This is for argument purpose and for the matured minds. ha ha ha 

#WORD

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.  ~ Henry Winkler

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device ... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I’ll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."

Best way to end sexual intercourse in a relationship

I want suggestions on the best way to end sexual intercourse in a relationship, of which 'that' used to happen; suppose break up is not an option.

Now, its hard, unless the partner is very very understanding, because no reason will seem reasonable enough, as long as the sex has always be there. 

My parents rejected my choice and want me to marry a girl of their choice!!

Hi. I am a guy of 26 yrs, based in Ghana. I have a girl of 21 yrs. We 've been datin for 2 yrs now. I truly love dis girl and she also loves me very much, she can't do anythin without me. The problem is, my parents are forcin me 2 marry when I introduced this girl to my parents, they ingnored her because I am Nigeria and the girl is ghanian. As time went on, my mother went to Nigeria to find a lady for me to marry. The girl accepted for to marry me without even seinge me. Now they brought her to me last week. The lady is more beautiful than the ghanian girl, but I don't hav any feelings for her like I do for the ghana girl. Please advice me, I don't want to disobey my parents, and I don't want to loose my first lover too. What should I do

Describe your ex in 1 word

Good morning fellas. Lets have some fun with this. Just, describe your ex in 1 word.

For mine, I'll say...........FISH.............yeah, and I have my reasons, but I'm not telling.......cos the rule says one word. ha ha ha ha ha

Virginity for sale. What do y'all think????

What do y'all think about that 20yr old Brazilian woman selling her virginity for $780,000?

Photo of the day!!!

Yeah, I know.........all my friends will say its me......ha ha ha ha ha ha.............Good morning fellas!!!!

How to keep a long distance relationship.....

I saw this somewhere, and I felt it'll interest a lot of us. Here it goes

A relationship in itself is not that easy to maintain for no one in this world is perfect – there will always be differences and flaws within both of you.

So how much more if you and your partner are a hundred miles away from each other? Do long distance relationships work? Well, it does, if you can do these three essential things in long distance relationship.

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Which is the best way to break up?

Which is the best way to break up with someone u were in love with?

 1. Via a text

 2. Ignoring him or her

 3. Taking Him/her To a place where U First Met and u openly tell him/her

 4. Via confrontation

 5. Through a friend

 6. Phone call

 7. Via a letter/note

 8. OTHERS (specify)

#WORD

A wedding isn't a marriage. One is an hour long pageant. The other is a lifetime commitment. Plan the wedding but prepare for marriage.

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Joke of the day!!!!!

A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It's Santa Claus.
 "Why do this? It's Christmas Eve?" Santa says.
 "Because I've lost my job, " the man answered, " my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the kids."
 "Ah, I can grant you 3 wishes, " replied Santa, "So when you get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there'll be presents for the children."
 "Oh Santa - however can I repay you?" gasped the man.
 "Well - not a lot of people know this, " came the reply, "But old Santa is gay, you could bend over for me, the elves aren't much good at it."
 "Dunno 'bout that, " the man said.
 "Oh, go on, " Santa urged, "After all - I granted you 3 wishes, don't be so ungrateful."
 "Ok, " the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers.
 Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up.
 Santa looks at the man and asks "How old are you?"
 "47, " came the reply.
 "What? And you still believe in Santa Claus?"

HE HE HE HE HE

Since he left, I cant love again!!!!

This very touching story is exactly what I've been going through over the years. Well, before we talk about me, read this story after the cut.

My fiancee's friend wants me!!!

I'm in a wonderful relationship with my fiance, he's loving and caring, he loves me soo much and even bought a car for me. He's on a course in Jaji Kaduna, I'm presently wit him. I came to visit him, but there's a problem. He introduced a guy to me as his coursemate when they were in NDA even though my fiance is an Airforce officer while the other guy is an Army officer, but they are very close. This other guy is very handsome and charming i must confess. The guy have interest in me, he always come around wen my fiance is not around. He do tell me how pretty and sexy I am and how he's good he is in bed. I became uncomfortable with him. Just last night wen my fiance was in class reading, he gave me his phone to go through his photos. I was shocked to see some of my sexy photos which my fiance snapped me half naked and some with only pants no bra. He said he stole the photos from my fiance's phone without his consent and since then he use to look at the pix and masturbate, and he'll do anything to have the real me. I deleted all the photos and walked him out of the house. Should I tell my fiance this or keep it to myself??? We are planning to get married early next year, I don't want any distraction.

Joke of the day!!!

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."

A girl's first time....

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. 

Hmmmmmmm....... Keep reading....

She kisses me with her eyes open!!!

My Girlfriend doesn't close her eyes whenever I'm kissing her. So, I thought of bringing up this law which states "NEVER TRUST A GIRL WHO KEEPS HER EYES OPEN WHILE KISSING HER"" do u guys concur wit me or the law is wrong????

#WORD

Cinderella lost her slipper, not her virginity. You don’t need to have sex to find your prince.

#WORD

Does the length of the 'pole' really matter??????

Well, this is not an answer that can be answered simply with a yes or a no, cos as a man, I can tell u that it’s not just the length of the pole that matters entirely. It’s what you do in the hole (cunt) that really counts. Even before I get to the details, here’s something u need to remember. Don’t let your penis decide how much of a man you are. Though, If you’re a guy with a less than memorable penis size, you could end up shying away from the opposite sex just because you feel lesser than well endowed down there...lolzz and just imagine how that’ll affect your morale and confidence in ya marriage. Now you see why premarital sex do have it own advantages????

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I'm sooo hurt. How do I forgive and forget????

I am so confused now. I saw a text in my boyfriend's phone, and it was a girl telling him that her breast is paining her, may its because of the way he squeezed it when they were having sex. I asked my guy, and he accepted sleeping with her but he said I caused it, that I pissed him off that day, so he went and had sex with her. My problem is that, I love this guy so much but I cant forgive him. Even if I forgive him, I cant forget and I don't want to break up wit him. Please guys, I need your advice on what to do now cos my heart is bleeding.

Benefits of sex for women

Okay. I say this. I dunno how true it is, but I'm posting it anyway!!!

Here’s one more reason she should be following you to the bedroom: It’s good for her health.

A study published by The Journal of Sexual Medicine indicates that women who have sex less than twice a month get sick more often than those who have regular orgasms.

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Joke of the day!!!

A boss told his secretary that he wants to have sex wit her, and she answered how. The boss said he will be very quick, that he will drop 1 thousand dollars on the floor, and before she will pick it up, he is done. The girl called her boyfriend and told him about it. The boyfriend told her to do it, but that he should drop 2 thousand dollars, before he will even start she would have already picked it, and she agreed. After 30 minutes, the boyfriend called his girlfriend to find out how it went and she replied, 'the bastard dropped it in coins!!!!'

My husband keeps taking money from my purse!!!

How do I handle a situation where my husband keeps taking money from my purse without my knowledge.

We live alone together so no one else could be responsible. Before now, I didn`t bother counting the money I leave in my handbag but when I realized that it's as if am spending more than expected,I started counting what I leave in my bag. On a number of occasions though, my hubby agreed that he did take some money but not until I asked.I have requested politely a couple of times that he should let me know whenever he takes anything,once I complained with annoyance but most times I keep quiet as if I didn't know.

From what I understand, the wives are most times guilty of this act, but is it something husbands do as well. Now, what do you think I can do without really hurting his feelings knowing that he's not too buoyant financially.

How old were you when you started your first relationship?????

I just wanna know, so, just be truthful. Your answer wont hurt, u know!!! ha ha ha ha..................I'm about to get the weirdest answers ever!!!

How old were you when you started your first relationship?????

 A. 10-15

 B. 16-20

 C. 21-25

 D. 26-30

 E. 31 and Above

Wetin una dey find for him body???

Hian. This one fear me, I swear. Oya, ladies, come and answer oh!!!!

This is a question for women.

 *A man at 45 years. He has a house, 3 different types of SUV's.

 *Has a good income.

 *His first girl friend when they were youths had a child for him, and she (the child) is now 25 years old.

 *Second girlfriend just loved him & had another daughter for him.

 *Had a fling with a very good girl at his favourite club & she bore him a son.

 *He fell in love with his father's friend's daughter that was once like a sister. She had him another son.

 *He went for a vacation in the USA and a white neighbour just liked his freedom & he gave her his touch. Again, she had a daughter for him.

 *He decided to stay on his own managing his life,but a friend's cousin just loved his way of live & freedom, Got into him and had a son & a daughter for him, not even staying together.

 *A cousin's friend too saw him and his sons, fell in Love with him and had a baby girl for him. He paid her off, he couldn't stand her youth full ways.

 And now my Question is: what do women see in him after all his children and Baby mamas, They still Blindly Love and fall in love with him, while other bros dem dey there dey find woman??? Please, don't say he is fine, his wealth or extremely good in bed, sometimes he run away from women but new ones still want him?........WHY??

My husband wants to turn me into a baby-making machine!!!

I am a married woman of 28 wit 5 kids in 6 yrs of marriage. My hubby has refuse to go wit any method of family planing, he says is against his faith as a catholic. For d past 4 years, I have not seen my period. It is from one pregnancy to breastfeeding then another pregnancy. Should I go and do family planing without his knowledge? I don't think I can handle another baby again. My mates are not all married but am here wit 5 kids. 

Help!!! she is from Aluu!!!!

I am 35 years old dating a girl of 29 years. Am sure u are all aware of the recent killings of the 4 students of UNIPORT in Aluu community. I am a native of Imo state. All this while, I never gave it a thought to know my woman`s village in Port-Harcourt, but d recent killings of d student made me to be curious to know her particular village in Port-Harcourt. She tried to cover d issue, but I insisted on knowing & she said it's Aluu community  It really came to me as a shock, this is because, this same girl have threatened me with a knife few months back when we had a minor argument.

 Please my people your advice is greatly needed as am so confused at the moment, and am really in-love with her

18 ways to stop premature ejaculation.......

Saw this in a site and decided to post. the 18 steps after the cut.......

What Should You Do After a Break Up To Feel Better???

So you’ve broken up. Now what? What should you do after a breaking up to avoid feeling miserable or confused? Here are few things you definitely should do... you’ve decided that it’s time to leave that no-good lover of yours on the curb. Good for you! But now what?

What do you do after a break up? Sometimes, ending a relationship is the easy part..D loneliness nd weird confusion you feel after the break up is the tricky part. It’s a lot like a binge(drinking).. It’s all nice nd dandy until you feel the need to spend your night hugging the toilet seat, pillow and d teddy bears lolzz.. What to do after a break up There are no right things or wrong things to do after a break up. But there are a few smart things and dumb things to do that’ll definitely make a difference to your life. If you’ve broken up recently, or have been dumped by your dream squeeze, lift your chin up. It’s not the end of the world. In fact, it’s a whole new exciting start if you choose to see the bright side. You’re single, and you’re in control of your own life all over again. Doesn’t that feel nice??

Here are nine things you really should do after breaking up with a lover. It’s a healing process, it’s fun and it’ll keep you occupied enough to say ‘do I know you…?’ the next time you walk past your ex flame...hehehe

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Joke of the day!!!!

A man went for his hair cut in a salon, there he saw a lady sitting patiently in the shop suddenly, the man turned to the lady and said, “woman you are so pretty, can we meet later today?

The woman replied: I am married

The man: answered: so? you can just tell your husband that you are going to the hospital to visit a friend.

Woman: Tell him yourself, he is the one shaving your head......

Fellas, whats your opinion: Sex on the first date????

Men, please be honest....

Do you view a woman differently if she agrees to sex on the first date?

Do you see her as easy and not close to girlfriend or wife material?

Or do you see her as a confident person who acknowledges what she wants and someone worth giving your time to. 

Who enjoys 'it' more????

I just wanna ask This question. Guys and girls who enjoy sex more??? cos girls always act as if they don't enjoy or benefit from the pleasure.

I asked my brother, he replied me with a question. He said: '' if you use a cotton bud to itch your ear, which feels the sweetness most? Does that answer your question???'' Lmao. So, over to y'all. Who enjoys 'it' more???

What do you call your partner?????

Good morning y'all!!! Lets have some fun!!! tell us. What do you call your partner?

See names when you continue.

Who missed me???

I'v been MIA for a while now, due to some personal pursuits. Though I'll be on and off, I'll try posting once a while!!! Ciao!!!

Who can interpret? Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon:

Yeah, I know, its out of the scope of our blog, but I'm simply Flabagasted!!! ha ha ha ha.

 "The grand initiation of Chief Gani Fawehinmi has since brought me emotional laceration and thrown me into a state of utter catalepsy. This was a man who inured himself in the aqua of self abnegation and immolation just to give justice to the down-trodden. Can there be another GANI in Nigeria ’s legal firmament? I dare say i have my doubts.

Chief Gani Fawehinmi was simply inimitable, puritanically committed, inscrutably remonstrative, ideologically transcendental, quixotically cosmopolitan and a ready conveyor-belt of legal tomahawks which he intrepidly deployed in his cascading fulminations against our philistine military and political class. His transition is not just the fall of an iroko but indeed the grand initiation of an iconic legal salamander. We only hope that we didactically learn here from that it’s not so much our sybaritic life styles that matters more than the quality of service we render whilst we sojourn on this earth plane.

Hian. I don bite my tongue 4 times for this speech, I still never understand. Biko, who fit interpret for me???

Who to choose....My Ex or the father of my baby???

Hi. I'm a girl of 20 and I have a baby of 6 months for a guy that I dated for 3 years. When I found out I was pregnant he begged me to abort it but I refused cos I had already told my parents and they warned me to keep it. My dad told him to bring his people and come to marry me so we could cover up the shame that we've brought to our families. He refused, cos he said he wasn't financially balanced and that he didn't plan for all that. As if it wasn't enough, my ex boyfriend come up saying he was the father of the baby I was carrying cos few months before I got pregnant, we had sex. I was having some misunderstanding with my boyfriend during that period. When my boyfriend heard this, he said he wasn't going ahead with me anymore, though I swore to him that the baby was his and truly it was his. When he left my whole world came to an end. I was 5 months gone already and I didn't know how I was going to cope with the whole problem that I was going through.

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Help!!! I'm in love with 4 different men!!!

I am a girl of 22. I am in love with 4 different guys in their different special way. The first one on my mind is a corper. He is caring and everything. We have dated for about 3 years now but then, he used to beat me and I really hated it so much that, when I couldn't take it no more, it lead 2 me stabbing him out of annoyance and anger. This incidence almost took his life. It really caused a lot of disagreement between both our families and our education was in shambles, but always after all love is all that matters. We reconciled. 

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