Merry Christmas!!!

Sorry this is coming late, but u know, its when I'm at work that i can blog, and we were given a little Christmas break. Merry Christmas in arrears!!! How did u spend your Christmas????

Also, I'm soo sorry for not being regular this period. u know its towards the year and, and we Accountants have to do a lot of balancing and all that shit to do this period. Did I just call it ''shit''??? lol. No oh!!! its not ''shit'' before my oga go see this post come sack me. Lol. Anyways, I miss u guys. I mean, I miss blogging. For introverts like me, this is a nice medium for me to pour out my heart. Mehn, catch y'all later. Love u too!!!

Christmas gift for y'all!!!

I wanna surprise y'all.

Christmas shopping done.

I got everyone, every damn reader of this blog a gift.

#WORD

I don't have an EX. If its OVER, then it NEVER HAPPENED.

#WORD

Question of the day!!!

Can u invite your EX to your wedding?

Joke of the day

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

- Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Why some guys dump ladies after a short relationship.

Well! Well! Well! The question that haunts the minds of almost all the women and many of the men, is indeed thought-provoking. What are the reasons for a man dumping a woman, (and sometimes women doing the same with men)? When I asked this question to a white South African, she replied, "Men dump women because men are men and women are women".

Oh God! This intriguing and quite amusing answer really left no doubts in my mind about various unusual aspects behind this riddle. Let us discuss some of the basic causes for this Dumping act:

Question of the day!!!!!

Is there anything wrong if you borrow your boyfriend money to come pay your bride price ??

#WORD

She'll cry, and get over it, she'll hate you, and then love you again, but one day she'll leave... and she wont come back.

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!

WHO IS SMARTER?

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,"I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!"She said,"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."She responded to my puzzled look by saying,"Can't you just love me for who I am and not wat I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

Im back!!! Who missed me?????

 

Im back peeps!!! Im back. I told y'all I'll be off for a while cos of exams, rite???? Well, Im finally back!!!  As for the exams........hmmmmm......well........na God hand ee dey oh!!! I wrote 3 papers. ope it turns out alrite.

Also, my B'day was last friday. You can imagine, that was the day MTN decided to shut down network, that they want to upgrade. I couldnt recieve a single call, or text message. Also, everyone else travelled, leaving just me and my elder brother at home. the guy no kuku send me. dey suggest make we drink garri sleep, for dinner. Imagine. Lol. Awful mehn. Well, the day finally turned out cool. a group of friends came around to my house around 8pm, they surprised me. First, the joined us in eating the garri and suya, captioned us the "Garri drinkers club", then, wen I stepped in for a few minutes, i came out to see the whole house set. They brought everything that could make a nice birthday happen, and made my day. See groove mehn. Was soo cool!!!

Well, Im back Niggas and Nigresses, Fuckers amd Fuckees, Freaks and Fracks, Dudes and Duddets. see y'all tomorrow!!!  

Gilda Amata, Ruke Amata's wifes' Infidelity exposed!!!!

Curlled from Linda Ikeji's blog, and I took it exactly as I saw it. sad mehn. Very sad.

What you are about to read will shock you, disgust you and open your eyes to a lot of things going on in this country. Story written by Stella Dimoko Korkus for Encomium magazine. Unbelievable! Read it below...

The story that has unfolded in the home of actor, Ruke Amata and the famous Amata clan is the type found in the kind of movies you watch in Nollywood, unbelievable and shocking. Are you married and into runs and have information on your phone that might nail you? Please check your phone and delete before you read further as this could be you!

Pretty Gilda Amata has a can of worms that has been opened, given away by her blackberry phone. According to insiders, ‘Someone got hold of Gilda’s phone and downloaded the content of her black berry chat and the shocking contents were love/sex chats between her and a top politician whose wife she calls 'Aunty’, a serving Governor and several others. Gilda met the serving Governor through actress, Omoni Oboli and the rest is history’.

Question of the day!!!

Good morning my people!!! How are y'all doing today????

Here comes, our question of the day.

What do you normally do after Sex??

 1. Sing,
 2. Laugh
 3. Sleep
 4. Turn to the opposite direction
 5. Thank ur mate
 6. Say I need more

 Any other (specify)

For me, I go to the bathroom and wash off!!!! lolzzzzzzz.................so, y'all, whats your answer???

Joke of the day!!!

AT WORK,

Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?

Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.

Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?

Casey: It’s easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.

Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?

Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.

Michael: ha ha ha ha ha..... she falls for that?

Casey: yes you should try it.

NEXT DAY MICHAEL COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.

#WORD

Someone will marry the girl you dumped. Another girl who has been dumped will be your wife. Its a circle. All na FAIRLY USED.

Ha ha ha.

#WORD

He loves me, but he cheats!!!

I'm a 30 years old attractive woman. I'm currently very confused about my love life in general and I need other people's views. I'm in a relationship with a promising man who's is 31 years old and we've been together for approximately 7 years now. This incredible man have showed love in different ways. He fully support me financially and he even paid for my studies. I mean that he have invested thousands and thousands of bucks to me and loosing me will always be painful deep down in his heart because of all his financial investments. We live in different cities because of work. We see each other during the weekends. Last week I went to his place to surprise him during the day but he was busy with another woman but strangely last year I caught him with the same woman. But whenever I catch with with a woman he prefers not to open the door for me and pretend as if his not there even if his cars are on the property. I asked him a day after the incidence that why he hides and decides not to open the door whenever I catch him cheating and he said it because he prefer not to face me during the act and it because he tries to avoid any fighting that can occur between that woman and I. Friends I need help, is there a bright future in this relationship?

Photo of the day!!!

My husband wants a DNA test for his children. I'm sooo screwed!!!!

I was married for 7 years with no child and I was faced with pressure from my husband's people which was getting beyond me. My Husband Loved me and I do too. Some months later, I secretly had an affair with my ex whom I didn't reveal to my husband. After 2 weeks, the doctor confirmed me pregnant and I later made it look as though it was my Husband. I did that to save my Marriage cos I love him and don't want to loose him. 

Nine months later, I had a Baby Boy and we all rejoiced. It's been 5 years now and the boy is doing good, But then, I later had twins (Boy and Girl) from my Husband two years after I had the first Baby. It was a wonderful thing. Since then, everything has been  fine.

Question of the day!!!!

A real man wakes up horny.
True or False????


Mehn, me, I'm not giving any answer oh!!! lolzzzzzzz.........lemme here from u guys.

What we'll do if we had the opposite genitals for a day!!!

Rib cracking!!!! Here it goes

WHAT WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY

Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

Sensitive parts of a woman....

Good morning y'all. I'm starting today's posts with this *lick lips* article. Enjoy.

Although almost all of woman's body is sensitive, but there are some areas that with kissing or touching can make her knees go week. She can easily be aroused and turned on. These parts or areas are as following.

Behind the ears- The best way to appeal to a woman is to blow behind her ear. Even the slightest of touches can turn her on and cause tremendous physical arousal. Ear lobes are one of the most sensitive parts of the female body.

The neck- This is one of the most sensitive parts of the female body including ear lobes. Slight tickles behind the neck or maybe some soft kissing can arouse the woman within seconds and get her ready for almost anything.

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