Merry Christmas!!!

Sorry this is coming late, but u know, its when I'm at work that i can blog, and we were given a little Christmas break. Merry Christmas in arrears!!! How did u spend your Christmas????

Also, I'm soo sorry for not being regular this period. u know its towards the year and, and we Accountants have to do a lot of balancing and all that shit to do this period. Did I just call it ''shit''??? lol. No oh!!! its not ''shit'' before my oga go see this post come sack me. Lol. Anyways, I miss u guys. I mean, I miss blogging. For introverts like me, this is a nice medium for me to pour out my heart. Mehn, catch y'all later. Love u too!!!

Christmas gift for y'all!!!

I wanna surprise y'all.

Christmas shopping done.

I got everyone, every damn reader of this blog a gift.

#WORD

I don't have an EX. If its OVER, then it NEVER HAPPENED.

#WORD

Question of the day!!!

Can u invite your EX to your wedding?

Joke of the day

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

- Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Why some guys dump ladies after a short relationship.

Well! Well! Well! The question that haunts the minds of almost all the women and many of the men, is indeed thought-provoking. What are the reasons for a man dumping a woman, (and sometimes women doing the same with men)? When I asked this question to a white South African, she replied, "Men dump women because men are men and women are women".

Oh God! This intriguing and quite amusing answer really left no doubts in my mind about various unusual aspects behind this riddle. Let us discuss some of the basic causes for this Dumping act:

Question of the day!!!!!

Is there anything wrong if you borrow your boyfriend money to come pay your bride price ??

#WORD

She'll cry, and get over it, she'll hate you, and then love you again, but one day she'll leave... and she wont come back.

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!

WHO IS SMARTER?

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,"I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!"She said,"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."She responded to my puzzled look by saying,"Can't you just love me for who I am and not wat I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

Im back!!! Who missed me?????

 

Im back peeps!!! Im back. I told y'all I'll be off for a while cos of exams, rite???? Well, Im finally back!!!  As for the exams........hmmmmm......well........na God hand ee dey oh!!! I wrote 3 papers. ope it turns out alrite.

Also, my B'day was last friday. You can imagine, that was the day MTN decided to shut down network, that they want to upgrade. I couldnt recieve a single call, or text message. Also, everyone else travelled, leaving just me and my elder brother at home. the guy no kuku send me. dey suggest make we drink garri sleep, for dinner. Imagine. Lol. Awful mehn. Well, the day finally turned out cool. a group of friends came around to my house around 8pm, they surprised me. First, the joined us in eating the garri and suya, captioned us the "Garri drinkers club", then, wen I stepped in for a few minutes, i came out to see the whole house set. They brought everything that could make a nice birthday happen, and made my day. See groove mehn. Was soo cool!!!

Well, Im back Niggas and Nigresses, Fuckers amd Fuckees, Freaks and Fracks, Dudes and Duddets. see y'all tomorrow!!!