Joke of the day!!!

AT WORK,

Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?

Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.

Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?

Casey: It’s easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.

Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?

Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.

Michael: ha ha ha ha ha..... she falls for that?

Casey: yes you should try it.

NEXT DAY MICHAEL COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.

Casey: What happened to you?

Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn’t like it.

Casey: She didn’t like it??? What did you say?

Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog