Dear readers....

I had séx with my brother-in-law by mistake. In the dark I thought he was my husband. I’m 29, my husband’s 31. His parents held a family party for his niece’s 18th birthday last weekend. Everyone was there, including my husband’s brother who was home from working away in Saudi. He’s 36. We all get on well and there was plenty of alcohol and food. It was a nice party and we carried on drinking and dancing into the small hours.
My husband went up to bed before me and said he’d be waiting for me. I followed him up 20 minutes later. I got into bed feeling frisky and we ended up having séx. I woke up a couple of hours later and sat up to get a drink of water. I pulled back the curtain to let some light in through the window from the street lamp right outside the bedroom.
I looked round and got the shock of my life when I realised I was in bed with the wrong man. The man beside me was my husband’s brother. I’d gone into the wrong bedroom and I guess my brother-in-law thought it was his lucky day. We had all had a lot to drink. I ran to the right bedroom and crawled into bed with my husband who was fast asleep. Then I realised I’d left my underwear in the other room, so I sneaked back.
My brother-in-law was stirring so I hissed that we must keep quiet about what had happened. He just said, “Whatever.” He’s flown back to Saudi now but I don’t know whether to admit everything to my husband. If this comes out I’ll lose a man I love more than anything and cause family ructions.

What should she do?

Joke of the day!!!

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry."

She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I said absolutely free! Then the bastard gave me 45 pages to type! 

He he he he he he......I loovveeee that boss!!!

Stole this......a lesson, though.

Some men are truly wicked I swear. How can a guy make his girlfriend go through several abortions to the point that her womb had to be removed. After destroying that small girl's life (18 or 19 yrs), he had the heart to sit her down that he doesn't want the relationship anymore, that they should just be friends. And he expected her to take it in good faith. Mstchewww! The girl stabbed him to death in his sleep anyways. As much as I hate to say it, he had it coming.

MORAL LESSON: Have a heart, treat people the way u would want to be treated or what might happen to u would b worse than this. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!!

Not my article, though, but I'll add this. If u re a woman in such a situation, don't waste the guy and kill him just like that. you are free to use him for juju. 

As my dad will say, a lady you know u cant marry, don't Fu#k. True Talk.

Question of the day!!!

Which one sounds better??
1.lets have sex.
2.lets make love.
3.lets sleep together
4.lets bond.
5.lets work out.
6.lets do it.
7.lets make babies
8.lets squeeze each other.
9.OTHERS SPECIFY.

Lol. For me, wen I'm joking, I say number 7.....he he he he he........but wen I'm serious, I say nothing, i just do it!!! So, which is yours??

Why good people end up in bad relationships

10+1 Reasons Why.

With the divorce rate over 50 percent, too many are apparently making serious mistakes in deciding who to spend the rest of their life with. To avoid being numbered in this "statistic," try to internalize these 10 insights

#1. YOU PICK THE WRONG PERSON BECAUSE YOU EXPECT HIM/HER TO CHANGE AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED.
Never marry a potential. The golden rule is, if you can't be happy with the person the way he or she is now, don't get married. As a colleague of mine so wisely put it, "You actually can expect people to change after their married... for the worst!"
So when it comes to the other person's spirituality, character, personal hygiene, communication skills, and personal habits, make sure you can live with these as they are now. (NOTE- This doesn’t include financially. You can marry him/her if s/he has the potential to become wealthier and more comfortable than s/he is now).

Guys and Ladies...this is for you.

What we say, and what we actually mean. Lol. its true sha.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
 1. Yes = No
 2. No = Yes
 3. Maybe = No
 4. We need = I want
 5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
 6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
 10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

Read that of men after the cut.

Joke of the day!!!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs."

"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

#WORD

A guy asked you for sex and you asked, "Do you Love me?". What do you expect him to say or Are YOU a LEARNER ?

I wonder too ooh.

#WORD jare.

The Institution of Marriage

Marriage is a School where you get the Certificate before you start.
A school where you will never graduate,
A school without a break or a free period,
A school where no one is allowed to drop out,
A school which you will have to attend every day of your life,
A school where there is no sick leave or holidays.

WoW. What a wonderful piece!!! And it gets more interesting, after the cut.

Lmao. That year. lol. wen we used to write love letters.

Made me remember back in the days mehn, wen I was quite young. Soo funny wen I remember the kinda things we used to do.
I remember wen my friend seized the love letter written to me from one of my girlfriends, and was caught with it by a teacher. It was actually wen we were writing our WAEC, and we were to be searched at the door before entering the hall. He forgot it was in his pocket. Trust me naa, I deny the dude and the letter. Lwkmd.

Not my letter oh!!!

Letter from her:

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Hand post

** ROLL DOWN TO U YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ

**"P D N F"--- please do no fold

Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe!

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground.

I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

How to talk to Ladies.....

I curled it from a site, wanna use it to open the blog for this new week. Happy new week peeps!!!

Most guys don't know how to carry a conversation with a woman, or talk to her in a way that makes her feel attraction to you. Most guys just wind up boring women.

1.) You should talk about “emotional” topics like childhood memories, future ambitions, or her passions. These conversation topics will open up her emotional floodgates.

2.) Women want a guy who is not afraid to lead her. While talking to a woman take control of the conversation. Never wait for her to dictate what you’ll be talking about.

3.) Pay attention to the non verbal cues a woman is giving you. If you’re standing too close to her, accidentally spitting when you talk, or making her feel uncomfortable in any way… she will send you hints. Pay attention to them.

4.) Remember this motto “Fun not Funny.” Women are attracted to men who allow them to have fun. Don’t concentrate on having the funniest jokes. Concentrate on showing them the most excitement and enjoyment.

How to attract a girl who already has a boyfriend.......

No be me talk am oh!!! lol. Well, its just an article for you all to chill off with thru the weekend. Its for guys alone btw.

How To Attract A Girl Who Already Has A Boyfriend

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you met a beautiful girl and got along with her incredibly well, just to find out she already had a boyfriend? Well, let’s face it: attractive girls are usually already taken.

This means that you have competition right from the very beginning. Don’t worry just yet, though. Believe it or not, you can learn how to attract a girl who already has a boyfriend and still hook up with her in the end.

So, are you ready to learn how to attract a girl who already has a boyfriend? Then let’s begin!

Connect with her on an intensely emotional level.

The real key to attracting a girl who already has a boyfriend would be to simply use a lot of emotions. There is no chance in hell for you to rationalize with a girl and convince her to leave her boyfriend to be with you – remember that. So, what you have to do instead is use the right emotions to make her feel happy whenever she is around you. Once she realizes how much happier she is in your presence compared to when she is with her boyfriend, she will start wondering why she is with the guy she is currently with in the first place.

Another joke for the day!!!

Read this joke and went gaga with laughter. Buha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........I guess I'm giving more jokes in one day to atone for my time off. Enjoy.

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear that word one more time, I’ll quit! Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had “fallen.” This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, “You have to do something about the roads and sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen. The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, “I don’t know what you’re laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week already, and your daughter fell twice!

Ten commandments for all ladies....

Ten commandments for all ladies.
1. Don’t be in a hurry to move out of your parents house.
2. Don’t wait for a man before you start living. You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.
3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others and you are not special.
4. Don’t entertain a wrong number call, especially at night. Its not the right way to find a lover.
5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take breakfast and avoid sweets.
6. Dress well: impression count. People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.
7. Don’t use sex as proof of love. Sex is no proof of love, he’ll leave you after the sex.
8. Don’t marry for the money, else you’ll become one of his possessions.
9. Add value to yourself – get a career. Don’t be fooled that a man will solve all your problems.
10. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you’ll lose your place to someone beautiful better more matured and competent than you.

GBAM!!!

Question of the day!!!

Why did you leave ur Ex?

1-Lack of money
2-Lack of trust
3-Lack of understanding
4-Lack of patience
5-Lack of care & love
6-Attitude
7-poor bed performance
8-Misunderstanding
9-Distance
10-Over demanding of sex
11-Denial of sex in a relationship
12-Other - specify

Lol. For me, I'll say I split with my ex based on mutual agreement.......if u no understand, go look am for dictionary. Lmao. Oya, lets start having answers.

#WORD

One of the hardest things you'll ever have to do: Is try to convince your heart that you're better off without the person it loves.... you may love Him/Her but you know that they are not good for you.....

Thats true...

#WORD

Joke of the day!!!

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"

After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till d last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too bad for them at their age"

A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"

Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yee eeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"

Story for the Guys......

A man came home from work and found his five children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked: “What happened here today?” She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?” “Yes,” was his incredulous reply. She answered, ”Well, today I didn’t do anything".....

DO NOT THINK THAT BECAUSE SHE IS A HOUSEWIFE SHE IS JUST SITTING AROUND ALL DAY DOING NOTHING????

Sneak peak about me............

Good morning y'all.

Wassup??? Happy weekend!. 

How re u doing???

Just remembered, I’ve had many posts, but I’ve not really said anything about myself.

Ehmmm……..My name is Temidayo, Born and breed in Portharcourt. #PH TO DA BONES. Ha ha.

I’m quiet. Or, do I say, I used to be quiet and more reserved?? Now, I think I'm more vivacious than previously. I used to be so quiet, till I discovered it wasn't the best. People used to be scared of me, and I didn’t know. I used to be a bit temperamental also, and I surprise even myself wen I react. U’ll never know what a quiet person has in his heart, cos they’ll never talk. But, for me, all that is past now. I decided to be more open, gist more, smile more, make more friends….and hate more enemies. Lol. Come to think of it sef, I don’t tink I have any enemies. Seriously. I’m #LOVEDBYALL. Lol. 

More 'bout me after the cut....

True talk mehn..........

U dated him for 5 years had 15 abortion for him and he leaves you to marry another girl, u are free to him for blood money.

#Shekinna.