Beer vs. Veejayjay

BEER vs VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to the BEER.

2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA.

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER.

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA.

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. IT'S A DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA.

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA.
Lmao. More when you continue.

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA.

9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER.

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen god. One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA.

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA.

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER.

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. One point to BEER.

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. One point to BEER.

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER.

18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER.

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to BEER.

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it!

The matter is settled, the clear winner is:BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone expressing them, an extra point for BEER!

Cheers and Drink to That.

And all you my dirty readers that was expecting the picture of a Veejayjay there.......lol......May God clense your dirty minds!!! he he he he he.......