Mr and Mrs Akpors at a zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.
Mrs Akpors: Sweetheart, do u know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men? Look.
(seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her sweet breasts)
Sure enough, the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of d enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
Mrs Akpors: See, now I know why u react the way u do; men can't control their instincts just like gorillas can't...Men & gorillas are the same.
Mr Akpors: Wow.. now expose both breast & see what happens.
(So she exposes both breasts to d gorilla & it gets very excited dat it want to escape from d enclosure)
Mr Akpors: dis is incredible, now pull ur skirt up, turn around, expose ur bum & let's see wat happens.
(d woman did exactly & dis time, d gorilla breaks free from d enclosure, grabs Mrs Akpors and starts yanking her clothes off)
Mrs Akpors[yells]: Dear........wat do I do now? Please help me!
Mr Akpors: Now, tell him you're in ur period, u av a headache or you're not in mood, and let's see if Gorillas and Men are really d same.
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