Somthing to think about in ur spare time......

 

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT IN YOUR SPARE TIME:

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."

But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job."

Moral of the story: Quality work is never appreciated.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

 

Soo funny. Read em after the cut.....

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a car than on a bicycle.

2. If money is a bad thing, devil would multiply it and give it to you.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems.

Bonus: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband