Husband: Hi Dear, I am logged in. Lets chat
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: Hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the stuff which i asked for?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in the morning!
Husband: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Oh my God! Forget it, where's your salary?
Husband: File in use, read only. try after some time.
Wife: At least give me your credit card, so I can do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you!
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless!
Husband: By default.
Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife: What is my value in your life?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Wife: Do you love me or your computer?!
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I will go to my dad's house!
Husband: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife: I will leave you forever!
Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife: It's worthless talking to you!
Husband: Shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going!!!
Husband: It is now safe to turn off your computer. lol...
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